Posted by: AngryAlmond
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Archived on: 10/5/2019 10:00:00 AM
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[–] AngryAlmond [S] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
I hate fat cosplayers. HatehatehatehateHATE them. They look even more ridiculous than usual, trying to mold their blubbery forms into those of characters significantly slimmer.
On the bright side, I'm planning my first Spock cosplay for a Halloween party this year. I've never cosplayed before, so I've been really worried it'll be a disaster. At least now I know that no matter how badly I fuck up my eyebrows, I will still look 20 times better than this blimp.
[–] ThatsAFatBitch 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Fat people should only cosplay as fat characters, or self deprecating parodies of fit characters, but only the latter if they’re not being body positive about it
[–] TheUltimateQuakerII 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They should only cosplay jabba the hutt
[–] EffYourDuckAss ago
Do it! I was Spock for Star Wars Day this year. Even won a costume prize, heh! 🖖
Just don't draw too severe an angle with the eyebrow pencil, otherwise you end up looking like a Romulan.
[–] DavidOkinuwu 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
And Vulcans are strict vegetarians. Can’t get fat eating Plain carrots all day.
[–] Ctrl_Alt_Llama_ 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
But dear, we just ate dinner, eating now is highly illogical.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Live short and procrastinate.
[–] 19584312? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Look how it has to throw its beetus hoof up to try and prove its human. Mean while the force of it being off balance it has to use a 60 story building to prop it self up. Evidence of another DEMON POSSESSION.
[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Highly illogical.
[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I feel embarrassed for it.
[–] ConstantDrive 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Stuff like this is why I like to watch/listen to video compilations of cosplayers while on the treadmill. They generally have upbeat music, and looking at all the epic cosplays (all thin, beautiful, talented people) serves great motivation. And if sometimes a fatty in a half-assed cosplay or shudders bodysuit slips in, well that's just proof of what I definitely don't ever want to be.