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[–] MayorBelgoody ago  (edited ago)

One time I was in a bagel shop. This group of fat girls barges in decked out in designer running gear and starts gabbing like they own the place. Not Tess level fat but way chubbier than they should be and all sporting big rocks and earrings. Apparently they were training for a marathon and had just finished a "6 mile run" which I'm sure means they walked 80%. One says "OK girls dig in we dezzzerve it." They go up and order a shit ton of bagels. This place was famous for putting a ridiculous amount of cream cheese on the bagels.The fattest girl starts sniping at the guy behind the counter. "Sir you did not give me enough cream cheese." I'm laughing my ass off because that is the last thing you would ever hear at this place. In fact, I've heard tons of people complain and/or scrape it off. Anyway I watched them destroy a giant pile calories thinking so that's how you stay fat running long distances. I still say "Dig in girls we dezzzzerve it" every time I walk by.