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[–] nobslob 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Pshaw, that's barely a level III grease balloon. It's still able to stand for minutes at a time. Draw a bed bound deathfat with a gunt so huge its legs are permanently in the splits with skin the texture of fried apple fritters. Now that would be a modern generation "curvy" dude.

edit: you guys know exactly who I'm describing: OW MAH LAYYYGS

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[–] HamplanetsEatShit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Save that for Middle School.