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[–] ISBbaby 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Yes, there are slight variances, but the shape is still the same. When the shape is significantly abnormal, we call that a deformity. Hmm.
[–] ETres 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Fat fuck false-equivocating lard-logic knows no limits.
[–] Runway22L 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Bu...but all the flowers in the garden are beautiful and unique in their own way. And all the fat people are ugly. And water is wet. And the sky is blue. And fat people really are delusional. It just occurred to me that if these fatties didn't have being fat to talk about, they'd have NOTHING to talk about. They literally spend their entire lives defending why it's ok to be a fat lazy heffalump. Imagine if they lost weight and discovered sex? Imagine if the world was flat? Sorry, real tired!
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
The level of retardation in these fatfuck analogy/comparison posts is reaching WTF levels.
They are constantly trying to treat things which are nowhere close to equal as equal, because they fail so fuckin' bad at everything. It's hilarious and maddening at the same time.
[–] 2fatties1broom 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's the kind of crap that healthcare workers deal with from young bariatric patients these days. One of the things I hear is that "If it's bad for me, why does it taste good and give me energy?"
[–] TheStapler 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Flowers in a garden don’t suck donuts and cheeseburgers out of the ground and give themselves plant-diabetes
[–] CaptainCarrotSticks 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
If we are all flowers guzzlumps are giant Hogweed, poisonous , dangerous, avoid at all costs
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oops, looks like like she got us! It's just me an' the rest of the patriarchy tryin' ta tell women how to look so we can hold 'em back!
[–] Mrjsg 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This is just beyond stupid and playing with semantics.
[–] 2fatties1broom 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Mainly because humans like to move their wrists around unlike fats who eat until their wrists become useless and nonexistent under their fat.