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[–] butitwasmesombra 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
They purposefully said "walked to his car" so people would understand it is satire. No other way to notice it, in 2019.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It was back in 2013 when this article was written. It is indiscernible from reality now. Fat activists unironically argue that doctors have no business lecturing patients about health.
[–] performance 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Except he didn't drive straight home, he stopped at two fast food joints. But that's not satire.
[–] Deathstalker 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Says 3/12/13. They called it before the media did it though.
https://www.google.com/search?q=dumps+boyfriend+beer+gut
https://www.google.com/search?q=line+fat+all+the+cupcakes
Propaganda much?
[–] Halalpork 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Nice but they left out the part of spending extra time stuffing his fatass in the car.
[–] Bladedancer ago
He probably would have had to drive to the nearest drive-through to get food. It's not like food lasts very long around fats and the idea of saving food for later is foreign to them.
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sadly it actually reads true
[–] Hamhater1991 ago
If this isn't every episode of My 600 pound life.
[–] derram ago
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