Archived 'This is the year I give in to my own gluttony and lack of self control!' (slimgur.com)
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Archived 'This is the year I give in to my own gluttony and lack of self control!' (slimgur.com)
submitted ago by fatstriggerme
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Am swole, can confirm this is what we are thinking when we see a dad bod.
[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
That's about 50 lbs past dad bod
[–] vordster 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Indeed, went to a beach a couple of times this year already and people are truly intimidated by my physique, and I'm not really huge or anything.
[–] LazarusLong 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Notice which one is with a girl...
[–] Chodder 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
This is the point all those fat activists are at. They're given up on ever actually exercising and practicing self-control and adopted being lazy and posting about accepting their choices
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
They've gone from "I can be what people find attractive" to "People NEED to find what I am attractive".
[–] vordster 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
It's always funny to see that someone thinks you can get a beach body in three months. If you start now you fatties and be disciplined you could get there next year. But who am I kidding?
[–] fatstriggerme [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That would take too long and they need instant gratification. Body wraps!
[–] vordster 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
A body bag would be more sufficient, put them in a body bag in the spring and get it out in the summer, like a weekend at Bernie's thing, it'll be fun for everyone :)
[–] Lardacus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Hate how they steal gaming, I like to play ps3 games alot (as a matter of fact I'm staring at the diablo3 start screen right now) and workout 4 times a week. Loving games is no excuse to be fat.
[–] templess 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Someone should redraw this but with him getting in shape. Then it would only need one panel and would say "That was easy". Also, tired of see gaming as the focal point of getting fat. I have a desk job and I game all the time and yet not fat. Eating shit loads of food makes you fat.
[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Go to river, have best adult body there. Win. (I don't count the children who are little mini shitlords and have zero body fat because they have good parents)
[–] fatstriggerme [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah I like the glares/stares from fat moms and dads, respectively. Yes, these are my twins along side me, and thanks for noticing that I didn't use them as an excuse to let myself go like your flabby selves.
[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Go you! Good. I am really glad to see skinny moms. I am lucky I live in a fancy town with lots of shitlords.
[–] Fatkini 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
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[–] fatstriggerme [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh I had no idea, thanks!
[–] Fatkini ago
Thanks for checking it out!