So I was at university today when a wild ham appeared (at least 140kg/300lbs) and decided to sit next to me and started some basic small chat, no biggie. At the end of class we discover we're heading in the same direction, a classroom four stories high. As we start to walk I notice she's starting to hit on me. RED ALERT. Like most of you here I'm in good shape, clean eating, physical exercise etc. so straight away I'm thinking how can I get rid of her. Stairs. It's staring me in the face and I see my window of opportunity. I make sure to grab her attention as we walk past the elevator towards the stairs and we pass the point of no return, we're taking the first step when she realises she's about to climb at least 150 stairs and her eyes light up in horror. "Aren't we taking the elevator?" she tremors. I brush it off saying that I'm claustrophobic as I keep climbing. I see despair in her eyes as she realises it's too late to turn back. We get to half way between the 1st and 2nd floor (Australian system; ground, 1st, 2nd etc.), she's visibly sweating and panting when she tells me that she's going to go back down to the first floor and take the lift up. I look at her and I can feel the disgust oozing though my face. She turns around and starts going back down. I get to class and she doesn't turn up. Mission abort the fatty has been successful. Thin privilege is being able to get to class. Thin privilege is being able to talk to guys. Thin privilege is being able to climb stairs.
TLDR: Fatty hits on me but gives up half way up the staircase and misses her class as a result.