Archived Today it's birthday. Let's guess on how much longer it will live (slimgur.com)
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Archived Today it's birthday. Let's guess on how much longer it will live (slimgur.com)
submitted ago by Fml2298
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[–] Ripley_Riae 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Trick question, it's not really living it's life right now.
It may be alive but it's not living
[–] Hamderella 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The worst (best?) Part is it doesn't even know it
[–] Freedom_Isnt_Free 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Ah, like the mighty oak, which grows a ring for each year of its life, so too does the obeast aquire an additional roll.
[–] Elcycs 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Oh no! A picture of a fattie without food in it's mouth. See how it's open? She's going into starvation already.
[–] 1261060? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She was skinny just before this picture was taken, but then she went into starvation mode and now look at her!
[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
maybe until September or so.
[–] AveLucifer 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Too long.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
At one point all these fat cunts faces start to look the same. You know what Im talking about - amorphous blob of a face, the eyes that barely look open, twenty five chins, ughhh... its sickening. They look like melted medical experiments.
[–] dashingdisaster 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
30 years, 40 tops.
[–] Allergic_to_hams 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We should guess its age.. I am going to guess 35
[–] Fml2298 [S] ago
Ah so close. It turned 22 today. It'll be dead by the time it turns 35. That's my guess.