Archived Pigs Use Laser Printer to Try to Dictate Parking Space Use of Humans; AllGo Sees Dollar Signs (magaimg.net)
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Archived Pigs Use Laser Printer to Try to Dictate Parking Space Use of Humans; AllGo Sees Dollar Signs (magaimg.net)
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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
This is why I park at the back of the lot and walk.
[–] Gringojones 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
This is also why they should be forced to do the same.
[–] TheStapler ago
Wouldn’t that be beautiful... spots at the farthest corner of the lot that say “obese only.” And they would be elevated so that cars have to go up a ramp, and when they get out to go inside they have to go down a winding staircase to the ground level.
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[–] DorothyMantooth [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I once had a pig sit and wait for me to leave the closest spot to the door, when the spot next to me was open. They literally would rather sit and wait while I load my groceries, get in the car, belt up, and leave, than park one spot back.
[–] shigeo 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
if you were a real shitlord you'd park close so they couldn't get in their cars jk jk
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe if I still had my shitty old Intrepid and I didn't care about the obeast hitting it lol
[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
There's handicap parking, maybe there should be fat parking.
[–] 13445123751 ago
There should be fat parkings.
The furthest away from the building as possible.