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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

"Forklifts are expensive"

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[–] g-j-a 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

LOL

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[–] Super_Kapowzler 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Food.

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

Think whatever you like about me, honey. No one cares what fat people think anyway.

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[–] Super_Kapowzler 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thank you for writing this. Thank you. I hope you have an awesome day! :)

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[–] Big_Dumb_Animal 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Best answer.

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[–] FatJavalina 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

No fucking ham is shaped like that. Serious delusion right there.

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[–] KingMortales 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Even if they were, the cartoon is gross looking too.

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[–] crimsonpowder 1 points 21 points (+22|-1) ago 

Correct. My dick is huge but it can't penetrate your fupa of liberty, great fat rolls, and chub rub of peace to find what at one point might have been a vagina.

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[–] fatpeoplesuck 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

No one has a dick big enough to reach through those folds.

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[–] KendasKerman 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Except for horses.

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[–] g-j-a 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I.......I......I lost my appetite...

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[–] skinny4life 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Well, I'm proud of you.

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[–] BasilieuSkubulos 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

My sex swing has a 130 lbs limit. . .

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[–] eyeballfrog 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

I mean, if you require 8 inches of dick to get any stimulation, you're going to have a rough time finding guys with the right equipment for the job.

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[–] schwanstucker 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

No harpoon is long enough. You'd need a 10 foot pole.

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