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[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Cars, murder is a wee bit more difficult to explain away in the eyes of the law. Unless of course, you live in Texas. If that's the case, the "needs killing" statute can be invoked. Just to play it safe, ferret might be wise to seek a slightly more moderate outcome. Maiming is far more civilized. And it doesn't create that awkward second funeral.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"It was coming right for me! I thought it was an escaped hippo on a deadly rampage!"