[–] Colonel_Questionmark 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Much like the tall trees of the old west, you can determine the age of a fat by counting their stretch-rings.

[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

30 is the new 50.

[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fun t-shirt to innocently present to a ham. Look perplexed when they're offended.

[–] Disdain 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Did it manage to find an even more unflattering pose in that second image? Fucking hell that's almost a talent.

Also congrats, you killed your body and it's chance of ever looking like a humans again by the time you were 30. Gg.

[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Standing up "tall" with the arms up is one of the classic fat-fuck poses because it stretches their rolls/fupa up and makes them seem less prominent. It can minimize a slightly portly 72" waist to a svelte 60" waist. Same reason the hogs who still have an iota of shame lay on their backs in their vomit inducing "sexy" dating profile pics.

I am sorry I had to type those horrible words into the Internet, but much like the Fedex arrow, once you see it, you can't unsee it.

[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I was asked to do some measurements on a lady awhile back, the tape ended at 45". Let that sink in for a minute.

[–] Carsandsarcasm [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

There were four more images that I spared you from seeing. It is truly a masterpiece of unflattering.

[–] Disdain 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You made the right decision there

[–] SirNiggsalot 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thank You !

[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

At the rate she was going, be grateful she didn't post the third photo.

[–] REEEperMan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You can add as many "love" and "confidence" hashtags as you want, piggy, but you and I both know that you know what a mess you've made of your body.

[–] Shieldmaden 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Imagine what it’s like without the armstretch...

[–] mistressOfFear 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh dear God, I am older than that THING???? Is that what young people are now?

[–] CarbonsAnniversary 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'm just as flabbergasted. I'm only 2 years older and she looks like my 50 something aunt.

[–] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ffs ! How damn delusional must one be to see that in a mirror, and think, oh yeah, 2 piece outfit to show off my " summer bod " ? The fat must have completely clogged the blood vessels to the brain.

[–] BACKSTREET_BEETUS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You know for a fact it bought this set just for the photo and opportunity to show how "healthy and sexy" it really is despite contemplating suicide daily. Most likely this beast will be too ashamed of itself to actually wear it outside.

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