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[–] Skinny_Barbie 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Doesn't the neon hair usually appear around the time they can't even seduce a drunk guy who's been passed over by everyone in the dorm? And even the homeless guy by the liquor store snickers at her?

[–] Disdain 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Remember to teach your kids about wildlife and how dangerous creatures use bright colours to distract their prey. If they learn this well, your kids will never go near fat chicks or problem haircuts.

[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think my children were born knowing not to go near fats. Or it could have been those lullabies?

Rock a bye baby

Safe from the fats...

[–] Carsandsarcasm 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

You would think by now they would have realised that neon hair has become a huge warning sign and no one likes it. Then again, you would think they would realise that about being fat.