[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This was a classic case.

The plaintiff, on right, is suing the defendants, left, for having stolen her ice cream truck. By the time police located the truck, all the ice cream, as well as a large selection of candy bars, was missing.

The defendants do acknowledge having eaten the said items but claim they were forced to eat everything by a midget who was holding them hostage.

Plaintiff claims the midget is related to them.

Defendants say dwarfism doesn't run in their family.

Plaintiff claims there's a second cousin twice removed...

Judge Judy asks Bird to look up the weight limit on the paddy wagon and sends them all to fat camp.

[–] hiddenbutt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh my god. Any idea what episode? I need to watch it.

[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

[–] generic--username 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Wait, seriously? That sounds too ridiculous to be real.

(inb4 whooosh if I missed the sarcasm)

[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Including the defendant's family? They're all obeasts.

[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's why Judge Judy, in the infinite wisdom sent them all to fat camp.

[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'm not on the pony tale hate crusade.

I love them. I have thick long hair and a pony tail makes everything from fitness to gardening more pleasant.

[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The pony tails are tight to compensate for the rest of their bodies which are loose and undefined.

[–] CthulhuDelay 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

It's always that scalp tight ponytail, or that idiotic top - knot.

[–] itsmeyoursister 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Do you have long hair? Top knots are the best.

[–] Runner4lyfe87 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Top knots should be reserved for dr Seuss characters and toddlers.

[–] obesehomersimpson 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They knew they were going to be on TV and couldn't be bothered to do something with their hair and put on a nice shirt?