[–] SyriansFuckCorpses 2 points 19 points (+21|-2) ago 

What a fucking cuck. First he fights a war for Israel and then marries a cave troll from Lord of the Rings. He needs to grow a spine

[–] thin_privilege 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

[–] SyriansFuckCorpses 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Have you seen Lord of the Rings? You posted an orc from the movies.

This is the Cave Troll. I think it bears a striking resemblance to the bride:

https://files.catbox.moe/ogo6p5.jpg

[–] OldGoatNuts [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

She would eat it with his ribs and sauce

[–] keksupreme 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

biggest cuck on earth

[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's an ROTC uniform, skinny dude's still in college. Well there goes the rest of his life...

[–] OldGoatNuts [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hes skinny from waiting on piggy

[–] nobslob 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Maybe his plan is to take out a huge insurance policy without any beetus clauses and then proceed to up his feeder game to 9000% for a hasty payout. Rinse and repeat, this guy is probably a millionaire by now.

[–] OldGoatNuts [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Doubt hes that smart

[–] Steinmacher 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

this pic is from the 90's... back when we had to e-mail our fatpeoplehate to our actual friends. anyway, if he's still alive, he's probably a diabetes widower by now.

[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Probably drank himself to death within a couple of years.

[–] OldGoatNuts [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Its traveled a long way

[–] capricious 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Holy shit, it has the hairline of a fifty five year old suburban dad. It looks like a cross between Kevin from the Office and Amy Slaton.

[–] OldGoatNuts [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Chelsea Cliton no surgery

[–] TheStapler 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

In practical terms that’s not his worst day. Every day after that will be worse than than the day before it. Until the monster dies which fortunately will be very soon.

[–] OldGoatNuts [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Death day is release from body prison day, so itll be his best

[–] RustyEquipment 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

she?

[–] OldGoatNuts [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Shh-hhee-hhimm-hherr-it

[–] Mahkol 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

mfw when my bride has male pattern baldness.

[–] OldGoatNuts [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Rogain for sows.

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