[–] Bigtop 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Why are they concerned about his dignity? He hasn’t been for 700+ pounds.

[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is a good plan. When found guilty they simply push him off the dock.

[–] laserhibiscus 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Push

For some reason I dont think so.

[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Does anyone live there? It's open to the public so you should go and take pictures. I struggle to even imagine 900lb. Maybe take some snacks that are very pungent and will waft in his direction. There is a good chance you will see a death.

[–] Squarshed 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Why do they cater to these fucks?? Tell them to be in the courtroom at 9am or get fucked. Can't fit through the door? Guess you're getting put under house arrest where you can't move from your bedroom and nobody is allowed in to bring food to your dumb ass.

[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Fats would love house arrest...

[–] hiddenbutt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Conspiracy and intent to distribute a pound of cocaine. Seriously? I think that judge is a secret shitlord.

[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Meh. They'll just send him back home under house arrest and his life won't change. He sentenced himself to life in one room years ago.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Pig iron?

[–] laserhibiscus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That's 400 kg. Holy shit!