Posted by: IWantToBelieve94
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Archived on: 8/9/2019 10:00:00 AM
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[–] Tacohell 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Bullshit. It means the couple is just going out to eat 24/7 and wasting a ton of money, creating false, superficial happiness. A truly happy couple discusses future goals, dreams, and share other hobbies besides stuffing their face with food and alcohol.
[–] BO2 ago
You hit the nail right on the head, or the fat right in the stomach.
[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
My experience is quite different.
A happy marriage is one in which both parties come together as their best selves. A relationship that improves your best self. And regardless of your spouse, you're a person who loves themselves enough to be their best self. I'm not seeing how getting fat fits into this picture.
[–] Disdain 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
If you get into a relationship and start getting fat, you shouldn't be surprised when your relationship starts falling apart and you end up single.
[–] binrobinro 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If a woman gets fat, she can always date a black guy, have another baby, and still end up single!
[–] Disdain 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Everyone has to pay the toll
[–] cheesewh0re 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Kitchenfunwithmy3sons
I wouldn't trust any website that sounds like the title of a porno
[–] 2fatties1broom 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Or a shock site. Yes you just looked at my username. lol
[–] cheesewh0re 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I try hard to forget about that story but I can't with you around.
[–] 2fatties1broom 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I don't see what's so happy about a fat couple having sex with a broom needed to lift up the female's FUPA.
[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
😫 broom FUPA device US Patent pending 20.234.211517
[–] 2fatties1broom 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
OH GOD NO!
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
In unrelated news, most people are fat so all surveys will be biased towards reporting fat behaviour as normal behaviour. Fat people are always gaining weight and fat people are happier when they are not alone. I would be too if I defied all logic. If there was a way to quantify happiness better than some softserve survey, thin couples would be winning by quite a margin.
[–] Will0890 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
After seeing all these fat photos on this site I made myself a salad and am eating now. I have nothing to worry about but my appetite took a 24 hour leave of absence.
[–] binrobinro ago
"Studies confirm!"