Posted by: LawyersPlayDota
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[–] Merediana 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They always go for cesar salad with extra ranch and usually croutons and cheese to create a special 1000kcal "salad" and claim that they eat healthy...
[–] KJinni 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I rarely laugh audibly while reading things on the internet, but today was an exception. Thank you.
[–] hotgirlsrock 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They probably added extra dressing and made it a 2000 calorie salad. Dumb hams
[–] StupidShitlords 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I have to admit I am curious about the thin oreos. I had some regular ones for the first time in years at 4th of July, and I was like, "This is okay, but it's so oily and thick!" If the cookie itself was thinner and crispier, and it only had a thin smear of the cream, enough to give it the flavor, I feel like oreos would be worth eating. As it is, 3 oreos is like, 300 calories so it's ridiculous.
[–] LordOfShitLording 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Its like 200 calories for 3 Oreos now. Which is like a pound of cherries. or 2 apples. Or a like 1/6 of a watermelon.
[–] Hamderella 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You are my people. Let's eat fruit together.
[–] LawyersPlayDota [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fuck now I want a pound of cherries. BRB.
[–] LawyersPlayDota [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
3 thins is 140, and IMO, they should make them the new "regular" oreos. I just bought a box, and theyre a great snack