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[–] BurnWithFire ago 

Can you imagine a 600 lb fat ass that has fused to the couch being turned int a zombie? It would slowly waddle down the road with the couch still attached. Eventually the couch would peel off leaving an open view of all that fat. Then the sun would hit the fat and start to melt it. It would leave a snail trail of its own melted fat. Oh no, the smell. I think it would make people pass out just from the smell of rotting guts and it being pickled by sitting in its own shit and piss for years.