Posted by: HippyHoney
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[–] eldorann 1 point 17 points 18 points (+18|-1) ago
Let the fatties hit the ground,
Let the fatties hit the ground,
Let the fatties hit the ground,
Now what's the problem here?
[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
The problem is that novices tend to tandem skydive so a cannonball is likely to take out their instructor.
[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
My plan is in its infancy. Definitely must protect the non fats.
We'd need to have a non tethered instructor and /or some sort of quick release option.
As for cleaning it up? I guess we'll have to go with the ocean of somewhere where wild animals can deal with it.
I will postpone filing for my LLC until these issues are settled.
[–] TJFash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You think it would be all, the equipment is the problem, it wasn't my weight that caused the parachute cords to snap, right before it hit the earth like a comet?
[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
That was my initial response.
But we live in litigious times.
If it were up to me I would encourage them to jump out of planes anytime they choose. I'd say skip the harness if that's what they wish. . And the heck with rules and weight limits. Let them do intuitive diving. And don't embarrass them about weight. Or participate in any sort of training. Let them lay about the the lounge and eat Cheetos while the able bodied receive safety tips. After doing everything to cater to them the only rule would be that they must jump, or be pushed from the plane
Oh, and my company would be called, DDD.
Deathfat Diving Disposal
[–] Gayzmcgee 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"....GROOOUUUUUNNNDDDAAHHHH.....
LET THE FATTIES HIT THE GROUND,
LET THE FATTIES HIT THE GROUND,
LET THE FATTIES HIT THE GROUND,
GRRRRRRRAAHH!!!"
(to the tune of https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0)
[–] HippyHoney [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This song was playing during my workout today. Thought of this comment lol.
[–] 18003624? 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
The mess. You wanna clean it up?