Posted by: HippyHoney
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[–] TheStapler 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
Rename this sub for a day to
[–] HippyHoney [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lmao
[–] eldorann 1 point 17 points 18 points (+18|-1) ago
Let the fatties hit the ground,
Let the fatties hit the ground,
Let the fatties hit the ground,
Now what's the problem here?
[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
The problem is that novices tend to tandem skydive so a cannonball is likely to take out their instructor.
[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
My plan is in its infancy. Definitely must protect the non fats.
We'd need to have a non tethered instructor and /or some sort of quick release option.
As for cleaning it up? I guess we'll have to go with the ocean of somewhere where wild animals can deal with it.
I will postpone filing for my LLC until these issues are settled.
[–] TJFash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You think it would be all, the equipment is the problem, it wasn't my weight that caused the parachute cords to snap, right before it hit the earth like a comet?
[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
That was my initial response.
But we live in litigious times.
If it were up to me I would encourage them to jump out of planes anytime they choose. I'd say skip the harness if that's what they wish. . And the heck with rules and weight limits. Let them do intuitive diving. And don't embarrass them about weight. Or participate in any sort of training. Let them lay about the the lounge and eat Cheetos while the able bodied receive safety tips. After doing everything to cater to them the only rule would be that they must jump, or be pushed from the plane
Oh, and my company would be called, DDD.
Deathfat Diving Disposal
[–] Gayzmcgee 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"....GROOOUUUUUNNNDDDAAHHHH.....
LET THE FATTIES HIT THE GROUND,
LET THE FATTIES HIT THE GROUND,
LET THE FATTIES HIT THE GROUND,
GRRRRRRRAAHH!!!"
(to the tune of https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0)
[–] HippyHoney [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This song was playing during my workout today. Thought of this comment lol.
[–] 18003624? 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
The mess. You wanna clean it up?
[–] HippyHoney [S] 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Fatty fb friend was bitching about a very reasonable and understandable rule that there is a weight limit for skydiving. Apparently this ruined her birthday.
[–] HamplanetsEatShit 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Fatty was lucky to make it to its birthday.
[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It ruined her birthday? I'd bet my last dollar it didn't ruin her appetite.
[–] GutterTrash 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
First they hated the word "Normal body" type, then they hated "skinny," and now they hate "reasonably proportioned." We should cut to the chase and redefine slender body type as "NOT an unfuckable lard ass"
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
This is fucking awesome. Every business should surcharge like this just to punish fatfucks. Especially restaurants.
[–] ScheissGraefin 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"REEEEEEEE you fatphobes!!!!"
Bet if there was no weight limit and all the obeasts were dying while skydiving, fatties would reee just as much. They'll never be happy, so why even try?
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Fat people never were good with the laws of physics. They never grasped CICO so they won't grasp the required size of a parachute that could handle them safely.
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[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
What a beautiful visual!
We just have to make sure to drop them in the desert. Or the ocean. Anywhere that humans will not be potential victims when they crash.
[–] uvulectomy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Desert = they crater and kick up a sand/dust storm that chokes half a continent to death.
Ocean = the resulting tsunami makes Fukushima look tame.
Just leave them in the middle of nowhere. They'll either become human and make it out, or their massive carcass will sustain the ecosystem for decades to come.
[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We just don't want them hitting the earth at all. Possible extinction level event.