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[–] formerobeast 0 points 121 points (+121|-0) ago 

Be impolite. They were the ones who catfished you, they don't deserve politeness.

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[–] Blooperman 1 points 43 points (+44|-1) ago 

This. You wouldn't be cordial to anyone who lied to your face; that's exactly what a catfisher is: a liar.

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[–] moistFUPAcheeze 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yup. Furthermore, you can't win. Anything short of worshiping their fat ass, they will take as an offense. I was catfished before when I was a fat sympathizer. Even though I was very polite when I turned him down and didn't mention the fact that he looked like he had gained about 100lbs+ from his pics, he changed his "about me" page the next day with some passive aggressive bullshit like "why are women so shallow" and "I deserve a good woman, where are they all?" blah blah blah. Fuck it. This is me now when dealing with the fats.

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[–] Xystus 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

An eye for an eye. The basic form of justice.

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[–] ayyy 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I value hambeast eyes at less than half the value of a normal human. Therefore I must take both eyes.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

"I'm sorry, my date was swallowed by a whale so I need to go home and get my harpoon to get them out."

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[–] Snargle 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yup. They're fat, they're already wasting your money, now they want to waste your money AND time. They don't get polite, they get a "Wow, you're much fatter than you let on. Did you think that would somehow persuade me to date you?" And walk away.

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 109 points (+109|-0) ago 

The same as when you see a bear. Make yourself look big, yell at it, and back away slowly.

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[–] Hilarious 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

LOL

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[–] NyranK 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Thought you played dead for bears...

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[–] NuclearTrashMan 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

The advice for black bears, such as those found mostly in the Eastern US (especially here in the Smokies) is to be big and loud. Black bears are mostly scaredy-cats and will run when they realize you've seen them. If they don't and they come at you, you're only real defense is to try and whap them on the nose with something hard (or shoot them, but if your gun isn't big enough it might just piss it off). Brown Bears, such as those in the Western US (namely the Rocky Mountain areas) are much more territorial, and being big and loud will just make the bear act big and loud (and eat you...probably). For those, the given advice is to back away, slowly and quietly, and if the bear gives chase, play dead by rolling into a ball on your stomach with elbows wide to try and prevent getting flipped over. Unfortunately, given that grizzlies are often around 800 lbs of teeth, claws, and bad attitude, you probably won't make it if it comes to that. Polar Bears are another beast entirely...its why the natives recommend you carry a large caliber rifle if you are going into the wild.

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[–] EdSnowden 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's only if it already caught you.

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[–] imaGecko 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You have to react differently towards brown or black bears. Of course watch out for the black brown bears or the brown black bears, better not mix those up.

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[–] m4tthew 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Always remember this rhyme and you'll be fine. If it's Black fight back, if it's Brown stay down.

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[–] Itsforhismum 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Isnt it something like if its Brown play dead if its black fight it?

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 90 points (+90|-0) ago 

"I'm sorry, but you've mislead me. I don't think I can start a relationship with someone who isn't honest".

They'll still probably freak out, but this is the politest way. (source; I'm Canadian)

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[–] KelsoCal 1 points 25 points (+26|-1) ago 

I don't like how polite you are. No room to be nice to fatties at all. Especially one who knows they are deceiving people. Let them freak out. I love watching fat cry about something they can control themselves.

Upvote you because I like Canadians. You just need to change your nice person standards with fat people.

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

He can't help but be polite. It's his genituhks.

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[–] Manowarthog 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

"I'm sorry, but you've mislead me. I don't think I can start a relationship with someone who isn't honest, eh".

FTFY. And you call yourself a Canadian...

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

OP wanted a polite response, not the most sterotypically Canadian one. If you want the most Canadian possible answer, I can do better:

"Sorry to say this, but you're gettin a little hefty there, eh bud? Maybe you should lay of the Tim Hortons for a while, eh?"

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[–] nobslob 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You shouldn't be sorry for their rudeness. Instead try "How rude of you to misrepresent yourself so drastically, I won't tolerate dishonesty". If said in a scolding tone and followed by immediately leaving, you come across as offended but with standards and yet still classy. The problem is it has to be done right away, like on first sight or after verifying it's identity.

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[–] Skinny_McJiggles 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It would be more credible if you started the spiel with, "Aboot our date..." then I could tell you were Canadian. :P

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[–] jjames 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

Just start laughing at them then walk away.

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[–] Rakosman 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Tell them you're not attracted to them, and that they mislead you with their pictures.

Maybe one day they will figure out that you can't hide fat behind the edge of a picture.

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

How good is your acting game? You can pretend to be waiting for someone else and insit that they're mistaken and that you're waiting for someone else and you're sure it's not them.

Fatty: "hey it's me " Shitlord: "no, you must have me mistaken for someone else" Fatty : "I'm from the dating site" SL: "this must be a popular place, I'm waiting for someone too. Oh no, I wonder if I'm getting stood up"

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[–] SimonJ57 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

With that act they may go all: "well maby I can be your date, teehee".

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[–] Dewitt 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

"No."

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[–] interstate-15 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sorry. I don't date fatties

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[–] Pandaconda 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Super easy. "excuse me, I have to use the restroom." then proceed to walk to the front door, get in your car, and leave.

Source: I've done this.

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[–] kaycez 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Ask for a full body pic, don't fall for that politically correct bullshit.

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[–] CrackingYs 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dating sites should require verification of pictures and profiles the same way Voat does - with username and date on a piece of paper in the photo/selfie, and maybe once you've got a mutual "like" with someone, then show a link to the person's current Facebook pics and LinkedIn profile.

There's just so much uncertainty with online dating sites as it is, plus you have to wade through so many fatties it's largely a waist of time.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

largely a waist

Lol. Intentional or not, this made me chuckle. ;D

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