[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Fucking cold blooded, scaly, unfeeling things.

They shouldn't be sitting on alligators.

[–] ilikefish 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Predictable, but still funny.

[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Don't worry, I'll save you from that unholy beast!"

(-shoots fat lady in the head-)

[–] martianspider 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Just more proof fats will abuse damn near anything.

[–] IStealYourCookies 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is animal abuse! Wtf didn't anyone do anything about it?

[–] Fitizen0 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's one way to solve the Florida gator problem.

[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Poor thing would rather be a purse than have a fatty sit on it.