Archived A delusional heifer tells us that cows are attractive and we're hiding our shame of being so. (vice.com)
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Archived A delusional heifer tells us that cows are attractive and we're hiding our shame of being so. (vice.com)
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[–] ICanWipeMyOwnAss 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"If you can't handle my stretch marks, then you don't deserve my cellulite."
Yeah, because when it comes to sexy time a nylon stocking full of cottage cheese is exactly what I want to look at. I don't think anyone, short of someone guilty of crimes against humanity, "deserves" that planets cellulite. Fucking ham.