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[–] Siacca 1 points 54 points (+55|-1) ago 

I can't wait until I graduate and I'm in charge of hiring. I will never hire a fat. They're lazy troublemakers with hygiene that could gag a maggot.

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[–] tomdogg 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I had to fire a fatty once. She tucked her chin into her neck fat while she was crying and it made an enormous flat square and I literally bit my tongue to keep from laughing while she wept across the desk from me.

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[–] Veghead 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Lunch was over?

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[–] Anti_PC 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How comes?

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[–] Sh-shh-shaaa 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I hired a chubby once, let her go almost instantly. Never again.

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[–] lazyusername 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Don't feel bad. She let her self go before you ever knew her.

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[–] not_saying_a_thing 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

let her go almost instantly

Over a fucking ravine, I hope.

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[–] hellno 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That was funny.

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[–] 1Icemonkey 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

As an employer of people in a retail setting. What you said.

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[–] hiddenbutt 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

She wore that to an interview? And she thinks it’s cute? Wtf. It’s inappropriate to show that much cleavage, unless your job involves no clothing.

If that’s her best, the company was probably terrified to see what it considers day to day work wear.

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[–] Luis_Sphincta 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

"IF you can't handle her at her best," you're probably not a powerlifter.

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[–] CantBuySkills 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

Unfortunately I can only dole out one upvoat for you... but fucking seriously, who wears THAT to an interview? As someone who is responsible for hiring staff members, if that walked in I would keep the interview as short as possible. Then after, I would throw away the application... I would do the same for a fit person too. That's a completely unacceptable outfit.

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[–] hiddenbutt 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yup. Presentation during an interview says a lot about a person and their work ethics.

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[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

If that’s her best, the company was probably terrified to see what it considers day to day work wear.

I think her being an insufferable cunt trumps her tarp.

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[–] hiddenbutt 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Debatable. Clients coming to the office, or even HR issues spring to mind. Who you let in your office becomes part of the face of your company.

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[–] Somecowsspeakhuman 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's probably one of those 'little of column A, little of column B' things. Either would have me throw her out the door.

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[–] Veghead 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The bowtie is why she thought The Olive Garden would hire her on the spot.

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[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago  (edited ago)

No, honey, they didn't hire you because they don't want to waste money on a bariatric desk chair.

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[–] Veghead 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Or fifty

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[–] Anti_PC 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

Why is it always the unattractive and obese people who have these strange unrealistic identities and orientations? Is it code word for “I’m too unattractive and messed up to find a good partner so I’ll just sleep with whoever”?

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[–] CachexiaRising 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That's exactly it. You hit the nail on the head. There also the only ones who seem to brag about being disabled when most disabled people want to be treated like everyone else.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Yes

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[–] Anti_PC 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Seems like it. I am staying away from people who have those made up identities.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

"The bowtie makes it business casual" -the fat, probably

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[–] Lunayan 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I bet it feels super sexy with its 'big bewbs'

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[–] Cryingintomywine 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Maybe it's because you look extremely unprofessional and unable to differentiate an office setting from a screening of Rocky Horror?

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[–] Battlefat 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Groucho Marx and a Juggalo did a three way with Ferdinand and that Chinese CRISPR doc took the slop and birthed this anomaly

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