Archived Self-Satisfied Fattie Sends Itself Flowers, Love Notes....Probably Chocolates Too? (archive.is)
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Archived Self-Satisfied Fattie Sends Itself Flowers, Love Notes....Probably Chocolates Too? (archive.is)
submitted ago by OldKing
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[–] Disdain 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
Why is it called sending yourself stuff? I don't send myself a book or game from amazon I just buy it. That is all these sad fat fucks are doing, buying things normally and using it as a way to make themselves the center of attention. But I guess if no one else wants to touch you...
[–] realTalk4U 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Isn't "self-love" just another term for masturbation?
[–] Quintessence 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The letter it sent itself said "You are loved." Seriously, heffer? If you were loved, someone else would send you flowers.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Isn't this just an admission that no one cares about you enough to send flowers?
I also got a kick out of this. I read it as the writer taking a shot, but then I realised it's probably a song title. Neat that it works both ways.
[–] Rhealynn 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's one of the biggest and best songs of the last decade.
[–] Carsandsarcasm ago
I'm definitely in a different scene. LOL.
[–] OldKing [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think a lot of these magazines that kiss their fat asses on the surface read better in a sarcastic tone. I sort of wonder how they talk about this thing privately between themselves.
[–] conchpearls1 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
lmao how pathetic, this 'positive self-love' move sounds like something written as slander against Lofato to show how self-absorbed and desperate for attention it is. A part of me hopes that bouquet is secretly sprinkled with crack all over so it can OD itself all over again.
[–] OldKing [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Diet tip: OD plus cremation is a great way for it to lose 250 lbs of unsightly fat in under a week.
[–] FlashFlare 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This ham tries way too hard to be relevant and it’s pathetic.
[–] Donald_Jew_Trump 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Well, somebody's gotta do it, and it ain't going to be another human.
[–] Quintessence 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"another"
[–] OldKing [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Damn. Triggered a fatty. Love how all the downvoats come at once in under an hour when the submission's already a day old.
[–] Rhealynn ago
Or maybe she's just healthy and people are sick of your jealous ass.
[–] OldKing [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
@Carsandsarcasm