So ... was at the gym this morning bright and early slogging away on the rowing machine, generally good morning, feeling fine.
Then I glance over...I see the Captain's Chair....... Standing on the bottom rungs pretending like it is ready to do some core work .... The Heifer. Its sallow, sunken complexion stares out across the gym...full of hate....wishing for bacon.
People glance at the Heifer with disgust....she is maybe 5'4" and probably pushing 350. Her "athletic" top is stretched to the breaking point as it attempts to hold in myriad vast folds of flesh.
I look back a few times.....it still has not done any work on that Captain's chair. You can tell some other early morning gym goers are getting salty waiting for it. Shes harshing everyone's morning gym buzz.
Enter the Hero. Across the floor towards the It-Cow, dual kettlebells in hands, strides a man. His head is shaved, his torso is ripped. He is in his mid-20's. His left leg ends in a prosthetic mid-thigh. His right leg ends in a prosthetic at the knee. Both prosthetics are brand new and high grade - he clearly is not used to walking with them yet. Likely a soldier - seems like an IED injury.
He's working with a trainer - and they decide to set up right in front of lounging she-cow. You can see the Heifer's brow wrinkle, its eyes disappearing deep into fat folds, at the sight of this Hero - in amazing shape and working harder to cope with his disability.
The Heifer waddles off.....never having actually used that Captains chair.
The whole gym seemed happier.
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I love seeing that confirmation of shame changing behaviour. When she left without using the machine, you know it was because she felt too ashamed. I had a similar experience once. I was on a plane and the ham next to me ordered the meal. Then the attended asked me and I said I didn't want one. The ham then didn't eat a single bite and the whole thing went in the bin. She was too ashamed to stuff her face in the presence of a thin person exercising self-control (and a lack of desire for plane food).
[–] Fatbreaker 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Fat people try everytime to make me eat,because misery need company. When you don't eat and they do and you are fit and they are not they not only aknowledge that they suck,but the most important thing is that they aknowledge that other people aknowledge that they suck.
[–] Blondie_Hitler_1 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Beautiful story, comrade.
[–] GinForBreakfast 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I can practically hear the chorus of angels from on high.
[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
He oppressed her with his legitimate physical disabilities
[–] Deathstalker 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Also see my gym ham post
https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/3029472
[–] GinForBreakfast ago
Sleeping in the gym is some transcendental laziness.
[–] Deathstalker 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I used that machine yesterday. I would have harpooned it and used it for weighed dips.
[–] TheStapler ago
Maybe we should be a little more compassionate toward the fats. They suffer from a disability too. It’s called Being an Arrogant Retard. There is no cure. Donate your donuts and cheeseburgers and help put these poor victims out of their misery quicker.
[–] jiggaboojammin 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Probably not an IED injury...