Thank god I’m so close to graduating. My classes are filled to the brim with all porkers, it’s making me such a bitter person I swear.
So I tend to attach myself to the few other humans I find in my classes. Since we do a lot of group work for some of the stuff, I’d rather not be attached to a lazy ham, and the other humans always seem to feel the same. It’s definitely biased and great.
For example, one class In particular, of ~12 students, 3 of us + professor are human. So anyway, in this class, there’s one squeaky, tiny little elevator to go up the single floor in the building. Every day, we humans get to watch as the fats storm and wait by the elevator, god forbid they climb 1 flight of stairs and lose a pound!
The other day, my ((shitlord)) professor had about 50 lbs of materials to carry upstairs, and told everybody to to take the stairs for once so he could get everything up in time. And still. Us 3 humans climbed the mountain of probably 20 steps, while all the fattiest ignored the request and waited for the elevator, delaying class.
Same class, prof doing a demo, we’re all standing around to watch, when I get a tap on my shoulder and told, very rashly, to move because fatty couldn’t see. Why couldn’t she see? Because she pulled up a chair, god forbid she stands for 10 minutes she may break her back.
Art fatties are just unbearable. My particular medium requires a lot of movement, I work large scale so there’s a lot of climbing ladders, working with dangerous materials, just lots of safety precautions that fats never abide by. And yet like clockwork, every single one, every single time, is cocky beyond words.
I just need to rant. Fats make me hate college.
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Remember when schools were filled with teenagers bursting with youthful energy? The challenge use to be to get them to stay sitting for an entire class. Now teenagers have the vigor and stamina of the elderly.
[–] 16987876? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I live with two shitlord artists, but I'm on tech. Both our courses have fatties but the usual difference is in the former gender. I get to be eye raped by mayos, they get to be reeeeed at by femayos. The best yet is that in my class there's one butterhuffer who thinks he's a god while he actually sucks at what he's doing. Literally, the loudest, most obnoxious piece of shit you'll ever meet in your life, and I've met a lot of fatties that fit those descriptors. I could write a book of his quotes that make you lose brain cells when you read them.
What the fuck is wrong with universities these days to let people like this in AND protect them via anti-bullying policies (yes, we have those, cause god forbid a legal adult stands up for himself).
[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I remember this particular breed of fatass. I happened to go to a private college and I could never decide which was worse, the art fatties or the religious fatties - both think they know it all and want to tell you what's what about everything, they're also both prone to hyper inflated language that they often use incorrectly while smiling smugly. It's amazing how they can have the whole universe and every part of it figured out, bit CICO is just too damn hard.
[–] slope 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
crunch crunch crunch during lectures.. fatty ingesting calories at every second of the day
[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What field?
[–] SideOfFries [S] ago
I do 3D, a lot of large scale wood working, glass, and metal/welding particularly
[–] NoviceApproach ago
Did you move when she asked you to? I would have told her that is wasn't my problem, or ignored her in an obvious way
[–] keksupreme ago
fat feminists ruined my education too....fucking deranged lunatic trolls
[–] i_scream_trucks 11 points -1 points 10 points (+10|-11) ago
Fats are just health niggers.