Archived Dating profile of The Human Thumb - Body Type: "Prefer Not to Say". (archive.is)
submitted ago by DietCokehead1
Posted by: DietCokehead1
Posting time: 1.8 years ago on
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Archived on: 5/23/2019 10:00:00 AM
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39 upvotes, 2 downvotes (95% upvoted it)
~31 user(s) here now
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Archived Dating profile of The Human Thumb - Body Type: "Prefer Not to Say". (archive.is)
submitted ago by DietCokehead1
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[–] GOATMAN 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Profession: no
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!
[–] PsiloTheWolf 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Holy shit, this one claims to be 37 too? Both of these pigs look in their 60s. And man, all the little thumbnails on the top... fucking gross.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
That's good because I would prefer it not say too.
[–] PsiloTheWolf 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
It says "prefers not to say" because "no way to describe the horror" wasnt an option when it was filling out its profile.
[–] ExpandaSaurus 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
37???? Shit I feel young now.
[–] Siacca 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Holy fuck... that creature looks at least 60.
[–] MeanMexican 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
If that was my only choice I would just stay single
[–] WeightsNotCakes 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And the other "options" on the top header are all nasty fats too. This is what these dating sites have become, nothing but one desperate hog after another.
[–] c-fox 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Eating a kilo of bacon a day doesn't make you an animal lover.
[–] fattiesgonnaeat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Haha, hard to believe that thing calls itself female