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[–] Gigglestick 1 point 30 points 31 points (+31|-1) ago
No, it happened.
In her head, 5 hours later, while she was eating her feelings.
[–] nobslob 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
My fakometer was pegged at 12/10 for this one too. My instincts are saying it was at least a 2 liter of beetus and a family sized bag of cheetos to soothe the angry beast. I'm also sensing some corn dogs, and chips with gas station nacho "cheese".
I am the fat whisperer.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I think that there were two family sized bags of Cheetos. One was consumed while driving to the gas station, one on the way back.
Incidentally, does anyone else have to suppress an eye roll when they see the current state of "family sized" food products? They're way off. These days that's snack sized for the waddlers. Family sized would barely fit in the trunk of a '59 Plymouth Fury.
[–] WD_Pelley 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
The French call this "staircase wit" but we all know that the fatty hates stairs.