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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 43 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago
[–] DancingCat 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
That... was beautiful.
[–] hate_the_avg 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Did you do this
Did you write this prose
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I'm pretty happy with it, yeah. I could give a cookie-cutter rant about how you can never please them regardless of how devoutly you follow their demands, but this was more fun. Always happy to bring smiles.
[–] hellno 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Pure. Simple. Raw.
[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That was incredible!
[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
"Give me your seat at the table or you're fatphobic." They're turning into bullies more and more by the day.
What's next? "What steps have you taken to dismantle thin privilege? Have you given up your lunch money to those who are overweight?"
annnnnnnnnnnd, I thought all fatties agreed in fat unison that "overweight" was offensive because wahhh, saying someone is overweight implies there is a right weight and they are over that arbitrary number reeeee ? What happened to that? Where are the fat activists throwing rage fits? I protest their lack of uniformity on this! It's almost like they have an unclear message full of absolute bullshit.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Weight is only an arbitrary number when you're over 24 BMI, of course. It gets even more arbitrary when you score 30 BMI or higher.
Do you even science bro?
[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
sry, too busy doing sets of hand to mouth exercise reps with my workout donuts, I'm also doing some mastication exercises which like makes me pro because that's a compound workout right there.
It's sets and reps, bruh!
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
What they consider "thin privilege" is pretty much hardwired into our brains. Good luck changing that you fat fucks.
[–] freakspeely 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Out of all the woke-spoke they need to quit sucking up into their rolls, "a seat at the table" is the main one. That's just taking the door off the hinges for jokes.
[–] bushka 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This means to not just give them a seat, but to also give up your seat for them since they need two.
[–] Captain_Faggot 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol.
[–] Kalan ago
What a ridiculous request.Give up a seat to those overweight? Why?