Posted by: somethingsgottagive
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Archived on: 5/5/2019 10:00:00 AM
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[–] shitlordius_prime 4 points 27 points 31 points (+31|-4) ago
It's actually a self-fulfilling prophecy, because socialism always leads to starvation and genocide.
[–] DietCokehead1 ago
Which is what fat people actually need and deserve.
[–] Quintessence 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
I wish this were real.
[–] omwtohuman 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
me fucking too, shitlord aoc would be like 5x better
[–] EuropeanRapeWar 3 points 3 points 6 points (+6|-3) ago
I don't know how to do the maths on this. We're starting with a negative number: 5 * -x = -5x. :(
[–] Carsandsarcasm 1 point 14 points 15 points (+15|-1) ago
We'll just take calories from the fat and redistribute them to the thin!
Or let socialism take its normal course, no one will be above a size 5, and the problem solves itself. Thanks, Sandy!
[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I can't wait for the socialist to take over andw we have to subsidize all the fat people.
[–] Quintessence 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
You don't have to wait. If you pay taxes, you are already doing so.
[–] Captain_Butt_Naked 3 points -3 points 0 points (+0|-3) ago
Back in the highschool days, I said something to the class: If America did not have social programs, it would be the poorest country in the world. Your taxes does all that social work that other countries don't have in place, so in that regard that those poor countries are able to feed their population without goverment help should tell you who is in better position.
[–] AnnaGreen 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
what size is size 5? which measure? there are tons! I wish we could toss the sizes and only use cm/in!!!
[–] fartmaster69 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Vanity size 0 in 2019
[–] HST 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Presumably waist.
[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If only but that won't fit the narrative.
[–] Quintessence 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Well, things not fitting won't be a new experience for fats.
[–] One-Way_Bus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
But according to ones needs, shitlord! Fatties needs as much food as possible now!
[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
But according to one's ability. What abilities do fats have of any value?
[–] TheStapler 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
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