Archived Not taking any chances! These bariatric toilets are rated to 2000 pounds! (whitehallmfg.com)
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Archived Not taking any chances! These bariatric toilets are rated to 2000 pounds! (whitehallmfg.com)
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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
That sounds like a positive feature, not a drawback!
[–] MeanMexican 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Darn, I was going to copy and paste the exact same thing. You gotta realize that landwhales probably don't go down slowly either. Hence they probably require much stronger toilets than their maximum weight
[–] celestial-skylord 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Toilets are made out of porcelain because it's sanitary properties and price but it's actually quite brittle despite appearances. Porcelain toilets need to be used in "appropriate" sitting position (instead of say squatting on top of it) or they risk breaking even by normal people. I hope you enjoyed these shitty toilet facts.
[–] eldorann 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Shitty. ... Toilet....
I see what you did there
[–] Ilisyer 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
It can handle loads up to 5,000 pounds (2267.9 kg) with no permanent damage. However the toilet seat isn't made for real people and is only rated at a measly 1,200 pounds. This is thin privilege and we need toilet seats that don't discriminate against the plus sized.
[–] Blackrose ago
Fuck me. More than 2 metric tons!!!!!!! How. Never mind.
[–] fph_is_a_shithole ago
Most of the fatshion fatties weigh 250-450 lbs. I don't think 2000 pounds has ever been reached.
[–] StatusQuip 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
yo mamma still broke it!
But really, 2k lbs seems beyond the human limit... planning for the future maybe, when 2000 pounds is "dad bod"
[–] hate_the_avg 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Hmm. Maybe its for the landing. If you want to survive 600 lbs being dropped on the toilet, you gotta reinforce it to the point it can support 2000 lbs at rest.
[–] nobslob 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
When a land whale "sits" they literally hurl themselves backwards assuming the toilet will catch them. Even a svelte 500 lbs smallfat would generate about 2,000 lbs of force on impact. Yes I did the math.
[–] Horsearooney 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Svelte.... Haha. Thanks
[–] YamaMaya 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
If your ass is too fat for a normal toilet you can shit outside like the animal you are.
[–] CosmoMcKinley ago
Do you really want them all dropping trou where you might see it?
[–] YamaMaya 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fair point...
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Those will have to be replaced with sturdier toilets by the end of the century.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
No word on price. I bet it costs something eye-watering. I replaced my toilet recently and it cost $80. Fats spend so much money on staying fat.
[–] belil569 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's damn cheap. I think the average is about 300 for the toilet itself for any place I've done them in and that's before my mark up.
[–] Carsandsarcasm ago
I was surprised. I resisted replacing the thing for a long time because I didn't want to spend $500 on a toilet when the only problem was stains. It helped that I did the labour myself, but yeah, I was shocked how cheap toilets can be. In saying that, there were a lot of toilets that were $3-500. I assume they are built to cope with a fat family rather than 1 person. You save a lot of money when you can always buy light duty for things.