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[–] LegendarySock 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

If everyone becomes fat then they'll stop reproducing, because fat people would never date other fat people.

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[–] dildonkers 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

They'll just jail the thin people for the "hate crime" of turning down a fatty. You only get parole if you agree to fuck them.

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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

But how will they catch thin people?

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[–] DeVera 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How are they going to catch us? You've seen them trying to walk, plus they are too busy eating to persevere at anything.

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[–] In_the_making 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

We'd probably have a spike in rape victims and then violence. They'd do anything to get their way and we'd do anything for then not to get close to us. Sad, but true.