I wish I'd taken a picture, so I apologize. Anyway...
Riding my bike (the kind with pedals, that takes effort to move) the other day, and I got stuck at a red light behind a line of traffic. As I was waiting, I heard a noise coming from my right. I looked over, and saw a thing that must have been no taller than 5'1", and no lighter than 350lbs. It appeared to be female.
It was waddling, which surprised me, as these things are usually sitting on a mobility device of some sort, and the noise I heard was what it was dragging behind itself on the sidewalk. PFFFTTT PFFFTTT PFFFTTT It'd been to the library right beside us, and had checked out some books, put them in a backpack, then set the backpack in a laundry basket. The basket had a long piece of yarn tied to it, and it was grasping the other end.
Too lazy to carry the government-subsidized books in the backpack on its back (or, perhaps, the straps were too small to fit over its massive shoulders and back), it was content with just dragging it all down the sidewalk. It was like a dog that refused to go home with it, just sliding over the concrete with every tug.
Before I could think to grab my phone, the light turned green, and I had to get rolling, but I don't think I'll ever forget the image.
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
[–] HamplanetsEatShit 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It probably can’t find a job that will pay it $10.
[–] Secret555 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I love being in airports and laughing at the fats with their rolley cart backpacks. The handle and wheels on those tiny backpacks are probably the heaviest aspect of the bag. Always a laugh when you see miss fat, tiny backpack on wheels standing in line beside hardcore survival bag tourist who is normally rail thin and is just itching to get it's hike on.
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[–] Twentyonepointthree [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yes, with a string of yarn.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It would be less effort to carry them, though? With those kinds of measurements, its fupa probably acts like a shelf so it could use that. Dragging them just takes more work to look like a retard.
[–] MeanMexican 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's funny, but then again it probably lost all shame 200 lbs ago
[–] mmmmdonuts ago
You sure it wasn't candy and not books?
[–] 16065163? ago
Fats are so stupid. If you're gonna drag the basket anyway, why not just stack the books in the basket?
[–] Twentyonepointthree [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The books were technically in the basket, but inside of a backpack, probably to protect them from being dragged.
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[–] HamplanetsEatShit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Likely the best idea it ever had.