Posted by: Twentyonepointthree
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[–] Twentyonepointthree [S] 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
At least they were nice enough to print their weights on their bibs so we wouldn't have to guess.
[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
"We just ran a marathon!" No, you waddled 3.1 miles in over in an hour.
[–] ConstantDrive 1 point 14 points 15 points (+15|-1) ago
A 5K, otherwise known as every Monday, Wednesday, and most Fridays for me. What an achievement, you definitely need that recovery snack.
[–] Notthicc 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I love how she's holding a banana like a 5k is so challenging she needs a post work recovery snack.
[–] seattlethrowaway 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
those are some fatty boombalatties
[–] SpaceRace 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
They bought $1,000 worth of stuff that they will use once then lied to their friends. SOP for fat fucks.
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[–] Twentyonepointthree [S] 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
A 5k is a daily morning workout. It's a 22-26 minute warmup while waking up to your podcasts. It's forgettable. I do it on an empty stomach and see no need to eat until later in the morning.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
A 5K is a marathon, right? Never mind, I'm already eating my 6,000 calorie recovery meal.
[–] SenatorShitBag 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Doubtful that they’ll realize a 32oz Gatorade contains more calories than they would burn on running a 5k.