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[–] oppressiveshitlady 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

CEO: "Hm, sales are down. What demographic still purchases magazines?"

Disgruntled shitlord employee: "Well fat fucks will do anything but diet and exercise to try to convince society that they are healthy - why not just stick a whale on the cover rake in the profits?"

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[–] tenma 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Fatties can put it on their coffee table as evidence of their fitness.

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[–] GoatAmated [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

In the comment section there were multiple lardtards saying how they didn't have a subscription (duuuhhhhh) but they will buy this one right now... Looks like it worked

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[–] oppressiveshitlady 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Just saw it in my newsfeed, the comment section is awful bar a few shitlords... So many fat fucks bragging about being "runners"

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[–] runaway 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yeah! This is so obviously pandering to the fatty demographic whose members are too stupid to realize they're being used for profit. But then again, fat does lower IQ.

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[–] 12345678notme 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Haha this is probably exactly what happend.

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[–] Erdrick 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Obviously photoshopped, that fatty has obviously never run an inch in her life.

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[–] Nyx 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

I think it's a legit sprint. They just cropped out the part where the ice-cream truck was parked.

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[–] Boobajoob 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Not to mention all the sweat stains. In fact now that I look closer, none of her gear looks to be used even once. What a surprise.

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[–] Niko_Liez 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

No, obviously her ghenetiks wont let her be "thin".

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[–] Loki_shitlord 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I disagree. Weight does matter. Now imagine the impact of all that excess weight on the poor knee cartilage and menisci if the whale is really able to run. That's a short cut to get osteoarthritis.

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[–] BFG10mnw 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Exactly what I was thinking.

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[–] Partanimal ago 

Non-runners say that about for runners too though. Is there actually evidence of this?

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[–] GoatAmated [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

There's 12 buckets of double fried chicken just out of frame

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[–] fireflydealership 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

They probably just put green sheets on her bed and took pictures of her trying to stand up.

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[–] true_north_blend 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I just came to that comment.

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[–] elgringodelamierda 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

In this month issue;

  • Are donuts good to improve your times? Who cares!
  • The new long distance everybody is talking about; the half mile!
  • What are the best chub lubricants? We tested Crisco and Mobil 1.
  • The 5 best places to take a selfie for Instaham.

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[–] GoatAmated [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ha, crisco, Mobil one, Hydraulic fluid for tractors

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[–] FuckRedditInTheAss 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"OMG! Just ran outside to get the mail out of the mailbox. Calves are burning! I bet a skinny bitch would have passed out! #GotTheMail"

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[–] Skip_Around 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

At a bmi of 21.1 I feel a bit fat for running. I mean, even at a normal weight you feel every pound. I think getting between 19 and 20 bmi would do wonders for improving my running abilities.

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[–] GoatAmated [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My BMI is around there too and I run 10-15 miles a week, I feel it in my knees sometimes but can usually adjust my stride to alleviate the strain

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