Anon Archived Airline gives cabin crew 6 months to lose 'excess weight' (archive.vn)
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Anon Archived Airline gives cabin crew 6 months to lose 'excess weight' (archive.vn)
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[–] FedUpBitch 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Now it's weight limits for the crew
Next, and hopefully, weight limits for passengers
[–] Captain_Faggot ago
You should just stand with your luggage on a scale and have a ticket that is a cheaper standard fare (that you book in advance to reserve a seat) + (weight*airMiles) at check in. If you can charge by extra weight on a bag, why the hell do we not do it as weight on people.
[–] SheogorathsPride 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A movie theater somewhere let's you anonymously report noisy and disruptive movie goers in the theater. This unintentionally made a whites and Asian only theater
Imagine with an airline, you have a weigh scale before your card is charged (or refunded if its cheaper). They don't even have to show the weight, just the cost of the flight would self correct those who fly on that airline. This would unintentionally, but happily, create a thin person only airline. Probably save fuel costs for the plane too, not to mention how much easier it is pulling thin people out of a crashed plane
Just to rant, do fatties not understand what will happen if they're at the end of a sinking aircraft and have to be pulled out? All the skinny people will go first. They'll climb over the fatties and rescue themselves, and no one can pull a 400 pound lardo out through an exit window. Do fats really not recognize this as a problem