Anon Archived Airline gives cabin crew 6 months to lose 'excess weight' (archive.vn)
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Anon Archived Airline gives cabin crew 6 months to lose 'excess weight' (archive.vn)
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[–] Onlio 1 point 26 points 27 points (+27|-1) ago
It's about time. Sometimes the cabin crew can't fit down the aisles by themselves
[–] Ice-and-Fire 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I did not enjoy the last flight I was on. Because of the number of fat fucks in the aisles who hit me as they walked by.
[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Death fats would rather endanger the lives of 300 people then lose 5 lb
[–] EggonBread 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
It's kind of astounding how their brains become so addled with fat that they come to the conclusion of Cake > Human life
[–] FedUpBitch 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Now it's weight limits for the crew
Next, and hopefully, weight limits for passengers
[–] Captain_Faggot ago
You should just stand with your luggage on a scale and have a ticket that is a cheaper standard fare (that you book in advance to reserve a seat) + (weight*airMiles) at check in. If you can charge by extra weight on a bag, why the hell do we not do it as weight on people.
[–] SheogorathsPride 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A movie theater somewhere let's you anonymously report noisy and disruptive movie goers in the theater. This unintentionally made a whites and Asian only theater
Imagine with an airline, you have a weigh scale before your card is charged (or refunded if its cheaper). They don't even have to show the weight, just the cost of the flight would self correct those who fly on that airline. This would unintentionally, but happily, create a thin person only airline. Probably save fuel costs for the plane too, not to mention how much easier it is pulling thin people out of a crashed plane
Just to rant, do fatties not understand what will happen if they're at the end of a sinking aircraft and have to be pulled out? All the skinny people will go first. They'll climb over the fatties and rescue themselves, and no one can pull a 400 pound lardo out through an exit window. Do fats really not recognize this as a problem
[–] jhaluska 1 point 16 points 17 points (+17|-1) ago (edited ago)
Extra weight is a real cost to constantly fly around and is a legitimate safety issue. If you can discriminate against height for the crew being unable to perform some tasks, you definitely should discriminate against weight.
[–] DancingCat 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
That's not unreasonable at all. At 5'6, I feel tubby at 140. Besides, aircrew should be slim, they have to fit in all those small spaces while being able to move, breath, and not impede passengers.
[–] facecake ago
Wish American airline companies had the gall to do this. I’ve seen many a heifer on United/Delta flights that would be more than useless in the event of an emergency.
[–] inapproriately ago
A shame it's only one Pakistani airline. My gawd the rees if they tried that in the US.
[–] HippyHoney ago
If I was on that crew I'd occasionally bring in donuts and stuff and then get after the fatties that try to take any. And also eat it in front of them.