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[–] jiggaboojammin 2 points 30 points (+32|-2) ago 

It isn't even don't be fat. It's don't be a landwhale.

Small fats get their pick of the liter from betas.

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[–] TheDonaldTrump 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Landwhale,small fats,is there an official chart for noobs to learn from?

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[–] Colonel_Questionmark 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Small fat -> Butter Goblin -> Landwhale -> Hamplanet -> Tess

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[–] jiggaboojammin 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

They're all subjective and the ones far from humanity like hamplanet or landwhale are usually just up to personal preference. Small fat is the kind of thing you might look at and think 'She might actually be pretty if she lost all that weight'.

The rest are you covered in fat there's no way to tell.

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[–] SayNOtothedress 14 points 21 points (+35|-14) ago 

5 bucks says the guy who made this is a unemployed "strongfat". If you are well, well women will seek you out.

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[–] SayNOtothedress 7 points 5 points (+12|-7) ago 

I think a woman worthy of a powerful mate should have all the qualities a worthy male mate should have. Powerful enough to take down an enemy, employed, muscular, well spoken, etc. this idea that perfect men are going out with trash women is his projection of ego. He sees his more than likely inferior self as worthy.

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[–] AbjectSubstance 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

blessed are you

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The overfat stats are something like 90% of men in the US. I think there's one hell of a lot of fat men out there who don't even realize they're fat. Then they're just mystified by the fact that women who take care of themselves aren't interested.

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[–] LordoftheBeetus 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I think many of the white dudes on fph are fat but men think they just need money to be acceptable, then wonder why only land whales hit on them.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Depends on how many years you spend on deployment. Lotta good looking woman who are married looking for dick 3 days out.

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[–] shadow332 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

This is an ancient meme from /fit/. I think most of the people there are fats, strong fats or faggots.

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[–] SayNOtothedress 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ah I see.

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[–] Dragonflyy 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

Seriously. I'm grateful every day that I'm a woman. Does the whole period thing suck? Are the steps we take to maintain/achieve beauty sometimes expensive and painful? Yeah. But at the end of the day, being a woman is the fucking bomb.

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[–] ThrowAwayAcct34 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago  (edited ago)

All depends on where you live but yeah, in the right circumstances (like the civilized parts of the world) being a woman can be 'easy mode' these days.

Actually I'm kinda happy you feel that way because personally I richly enjoy being a man these days now that my career is locked in and I got into lifting. Even if we don't get to do certain things in polite society there's a constant sense of pleasure and confidence in being essentially the weaponized half of the species.

Even if women enjoy certain privileges and better rates of higher education etc., shit, I don't mind. I like a challenge.

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[–] LordoftheBeetus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It is only easy mode if being treated like a delicate invalid with a low IQ is your idea of easy. If men were spoken to the way attractive women are, they would hate it. The truth is that being an attractive woman who is smarter than most men just makes men hate you. Men are jealous and not very in control of their emotions. Too much feels, not enough rationality. Especially in 2018. Men are whiney little bitches.

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[–] Colonel_Questionmark 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Hard Mode isn’t for everybody but it can lead to a higher score

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[–] financialpanther3 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Agreed. I honestly feel it’s pretty arbitrary, like I can imagine being a male version of myself...but when it’s all said and done, I like femininity.

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[–] PenguinOrgy 11 points 15 points (+26|-11) ago 

Ahh the Incel subs are leaking.

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[–] shadow332 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

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[–] SkinnyFat 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Not hating or flaming or anything but you have to have some serious delusions to think that women don't have it easier to find partners today with the rampant hypergamy?

I am genuinely intrigued, you are saying it's not like it's portrayed in this meme? Or are you saying that it doesn't matter because people that hold this opinion are just incels anyway so their opinion is discarded?

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[–] LordoftheBeetus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There are more fat men than women out there so the idea that all you men are stellar paragons of masculinity who are forced to settle for whales is a lie made up by incels. If you can't attract a mate you like, the problem is you 100% of the time.

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

My reply depends entirely on your definition of "hypergamy". And please, no website links. I want you to tell me in your own words what "hypergamy" means.

Edit:. Come on, if hypergamy is such an awful problem that it's tearing the fabric of society apart, you should at least be able to summon up what it is in a paragraph or so.

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[–] Walk1 12 points 9 points (+21|-12) ago 

Most women today have no sense of self-control and a good sense of image. Its all because of the sexual revolution and how it was meant to "liberate" women sexually.

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[–] matthew-- 4 points 7 points (+11|-4) ago 

They just forgot to tell them that it only lasts for a decade or two, and then they're old, ugly, poor and depressed for the rest of their lives.

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[–] LordoftheBeetus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You mean compared to the 90% of men who are fat and have neckbeards?

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[–] Densz 3 points 6 points (+9|-3) ago 

This old meme never made any sense and came out of incel/loser/whatever-you-want-to-call-it internet nerd culture. Also, "landwhale" should be replaced with"overweight" unless you're breaking rule 3 and are a chubby chaser.

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[–] VoatsNewfag 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

While it's certainly true that women are more selective than men there are plenty of women together with useless men.

Also the men that fulfill all of that have a lot of options to choose from.

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[–] alagra 7 points 4 points (+11|-7) ago  (edited ago)

Welp, my partner doesn't fit at least half of those and I still love him. This also sounds like something an "incel" would make

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