Posted by: Oh_Bother
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[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
A shitlord with better programming skills than I possess should make a shitlord dating app. Verification photos required and all.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I second this! We could call it Fit4Fit, as I think that's what it used to be called back on the reddit days. However I am like you in that I have no skills on how to do this.
[–] Oh_Bother [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I can already see the Salon about how toxic it is. I love it.
[–] shit_m_lady 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I’ve given up on it long ago. Got fatfished 3 times in a row and just couldn’t do it.
[–] CaptainCarrotSticks 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Would capsize a Showboat<< FTFY
[–] Siacca 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
You misspelled "aircraft carrier."
[–] wmeth 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
MOST people who would make a great partner don't fuck around with dating apps anyway. Instead of using a dating app, use social media to join local groups that participate in activities you like. Sports, outdoors, camping, hiking, fishing, hunting, shooting, cars, wood working, the list is endless. You'll have much better luck at that. Oh, and yeah fats ruin everything. Fuckin fats. I hate fats. (Rule 6)
[–] Oh_Bother [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That was always my thought too.
"Is the type of person I want to be with also the type of person to be on a dating app? That's what I'm constantly thinking in the back of my mind. Looks like the answer is no. Thanks for the advice.
[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You're welcome. The bottom line is; meet people in similar social circles and interests. With dating apps, any retard can put "having fun and doin stuff". Know what I mean?
[–] Neurite 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Just say you have specific BMI requirments that need to be met before you consider dating a woman. Watch the fatty slam their greasy sausage-fingers against their keyboards in protest, while normal women who take care of themselves (physically and mentally) and dont give a shit about femanism will think this is reasonable. Also, some quick advice if your seeking it, stay away from women who are sporting hair colour that is found in the rainbow, or women who cut change their hair style often, the latter is subtle but very informative. Happy Hunting.
[–] Silence_Of_The_Hams 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I think it's heavily dependent on where you live. I'm in a city that's known for being "outdoorsy" and I've met plenty of fit, quality women from them. Sure, there are some grease guzzlers on them, but at least I can filter them out.
In the south or the midwest? Forget about it.
[–] valis36683 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I know it sounds crazy but what about FPH? Surely there's some decent sized people here, maybe you'll get lucky and one of them is in your area.
Of course, there are also a bunch of lurking fatties, so that could complicate things...
[–] Askinnynurse 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The office is life. If only everyone was as much of a shitlord as Micheal Scott