Archived Lookin like Anna Nicole Smith #thathappened (instagram.com)
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Archived Lookin like Anna Nicole Smith #thathappened (instagram.com)
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[–] BisonBiff 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
this slug is a goldmine. what in the sam hell is she wearing?
[–] crimsonchinny 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
She's looks more like that girl comedian that's not funny. Amy what's her face
[–] badfatty 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Looks like a vacuum seal for compressing garbage. Doesn't seem to be making her any smaller though..
[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
uh...
it looks like pink coloured cling film.
maybe shes got one of them wrapping machines they use in warehouses and she just stands on it and it wraps her up.
[–] Bigtop 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Why did you do that to me? One of the worst things I’ve seen lately. 😃
[–] BisonBiff 1 point 13 points 14 points (+14|-1) ago
i'm not so sure "you look like anna nicole smith" is a compliment....
[–] Fatfighter 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Back before she got the reality thing going, a friend of mine said he saw her at a strip club where she was doing a "celb" appearance early in her career right after her first playboy shoot. He said she had a lot of cellulite that they must have been photoshopping out on her legs.
[–] Kissed-Shot 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
She looks like the real life version of those obese weight gain fetish photoshops creeps upload to Deviantart.
[–] LordoftheBeetus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It even mentions eating and food in a supposedly sexy post. Do they ever think about anything else?
[–] WhiteSouthAfrican 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
No
[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
The guy was drunk, he meant to say she looked like the ship “Queen Ann”...
[–] BisonBiff 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
WOAH WOAH WAOH. she wrote a book???? god i want to see what's inside. i wonder if each copy comes with pages pre-stuck-together with food drippings?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bor7WkTBJmQ/
[–] hellno ago
She whined to get people to buy it. These fats are hight skilled in manipilation!
[–] Annoyingaardbei ago
Wow, it looks like it's almost 40 pages!
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Not only did I used to live near the beach, I actually worked ON the beach (selling concessions). I never once, in four months of working four or five days a week, ended up with sand in my mouth. But this fat is so devoted to putting things in her mouth--how many snacks d'you suppose she had in the course of that "shoot?"--and apparently so averse to the idea of washing her hands thoroughly before eating, that it was impossible for her not to get sand in her mouth. Which she was then incapable of rinsing out (as others have said), so she just went ahead and swallowed it along with her other snacks and meals because hey, animals only pee and poo on it etc., it's fine, why bother trying to clean it out when you can just eat it?
Also, the guy yelling "You look like Anna Nicole Smith!" was making fun of you, as were the other people watching and asking about your "modeling" career. Unless they were also fats, of course, in which case they're dumb enough to believe it.
[–] Junior77 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
‘Overtly sexy’ and ‘beach babe’ are the last two phrases that came to mind when I subjected myself to the horrors of that post. A quick scan of the comments is equally awful....bullshit body positivity comments