Posted by: boekanier
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Archived on: 2/25/2019 10:00:00 AM
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[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Nope, they're ass wings. It could fly away thanks to those!
[–] Siacca 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
They're going to have to burn that seat. With an ass that huge, there's physically no way she can wipe her ass. The skid mark she leaves behind will cover the entire seat.
[–] MeanMexican 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Wonder how it wipes, I am willing to bet not very well.
[–] Frazfox 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This is why store scooters need a weight limiter with a cattle prod in the seat. Those things are made for people with real disabilities while walking could actually help these lazy fucks.
[–] Frankenblock 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Probably watches Wall-E with religious fervor, waiting for the day......
[–] badfatty 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Well it's not a human either.
[–] Cocobutternut 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
When I saw the thumbnail, I thought for a second it was on a stationary bike, and I thought, well, at least its trying. Then I realized, no, just buying more processed crap at Walmart.