Archived Ham tried to be a criminal mastermind, got three accomplices killed instead (hooktube.com)
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Archived Ham tried to be a criminal mastermind, got three accomplices killed instead (hooktube.com)
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[–] Splooge [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
This is an older story, but it goes to show why you don't hang out with fats -- they have no planning skills and they're bad decision makers. This ham had three kids by the time it was 21 years old -- I bet it thought it was so brave, justifying home invasions as a way to provide for its bastard offspring. "I'M JUST DOING WHAT I GOTSTA DO TO FEED MY BABIES" and all that typical ham bullshit.
It probably thought it was sooooo clever at the time, casing homes with her boys, they all have their own "connects" you know. And of course this ham was the one to make the plan but do none of the work, content with sitting in the getaway car.
One of the burglars killed was romantically involved with this ham. Yet another reason to stay away. Don't let them poison your mind.
Additional coverage: https://heavy.com/news/2017/03/elizabeth-liz-marie-rodriguez-kohler-broken-arrow-oklahoma-burglary-murder-getaway-driver-facebook-photos-pictures/
And then there's this gem:
Looks like the court case may be wrapping up soon: https://www1.odcr.com/detail?court=073-&casekey=073-CF++1700205