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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Translation: "I definitely plan to get even fatter after my baby is born, because 'baby weight.'"
[–] stefwithanF 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Dying laughing. Like. Only a SheHam would anticipate being even fatter after delivering a baby
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
IKR? Most women talk about the things they'll be able to fit into again once they get their pre-pregnancy body back, or look forward to buying new things to celebrate getting it back. But Porky Usedpants there fully expects that after her baby is born she will weigh even more than she did while pregnant. And no one bothers to dissuade her from that idea, probably because they're all way bigger than they were immediately postpartum, too. Babies: the gift that keeps on giving!
Lovely to think of her displaying all that extra flab and stretch marks in a bikini, though.