Archived Spotted this in an album uploaded to FB from a mate's birthday. Caption this: (imgoat.com)
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Archived Spotted this in an album uploaded to FB from a mate's birthday. Caption this: (imgoat.com)
submitted ago by Rotundresort
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[–] PsiloTheWolf 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
I just want to know why that fat fuck has greasy ass pizzas on his bed. Does he not have a table in the house? Or does he plan on fucking the pizzas? Is that his version of a threesome? Wtf? Gross.
[–] xXTRVXx 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
This was my first thought, he is looking at those pizzas like they are two greased up hookers.
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I'm a bit obsessive when it comes to hygiene and cleanliness so this just revolts me. Anyone that's ever ordered a pizza knows how greasy those boxes are. Why would you set it on your bed Jesus Christ! FOOD DOES NOT BELONG IN BED YOU FATFUCKS!
[–] Naught405 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
"Birthday Sex"
[–] Nightmare159 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pizza being stuffed into a human face - forever.
[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Upvoat for 1984 reference.
[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"I wanted to be an Italian gangster, but I only got as far as the food".
[–] Yuke 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"We're gonna need a bigger shirt"
[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
He'll never have a girl in that bed, but he found something he wants more.
[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The way fats lustfully look at food is utterly repulsive. Even more so the way they moan while eating. It just shows exactly how much they shoving shit down their gullet.