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[–] man_with_titties 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

In my youth, my mother had a Ford Maverick. Her obese friend came for a visit with her equally obese son and her hot daughter. We went for a drive, with the whale in the passenger seat, and her son in the right rear seat, while my brother and I squeezed in the left rear with the daughter.

My mother kept complaining that the steering was pulling to the right, so she pulled into a rural full service gas station to ask for advice. The good ol boy mechanic took one look at the listing car, and told her she had to redistribute the load. Her friend was incensed and we drove off blaming it on the ignorance of rural hicks pretending to be mechanics, while my brother and I tried to keep straight faces.