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[–] tastywhitemeat 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

In a few years when she has a massive coronary trying to walk up a flight of four stairs, her last words will be, "I'm still cute. Byeeeeee!"

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[–] WeightsNotCakes 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

My doctor told me I had a broken leg. Where did i go after that? To the trampoline!

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

"My doctor saw my track marks and told me I'm an addict, that I should go to rehab. Where did I go instead? Straight to my drug dealer. I'm a junkie but still cute byeeeee"

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[–] poopooondawindowsill [S] 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

disregard for health? check assumed intellectual superiority over health official? check lack of self-reflection and continuation of destructive lifestyle? check self-validation of unkempt appearance? check enabler in the comments? check

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Check immaturity? Check!

What is she, twelve? She is basically cutting off her feet to spite a relative stranger who was trying to help her.

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[–] FattestManOnMars 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Girl, pREEEEEach! 🙌🙌

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[–] Splooge 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

YASSSS QUEEN SLAYYYYYY 👏👏👏

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[–] EvilQueenII 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Because thinking you're "still cute" is going to psychosomatically replace those knees and inject that insulin. You go, girl.

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[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Hoggette: “Doc my knees hurt when I walk, I can’t keep my C-pap mask on, and I can’t afford my beetus medication, why do I have such bad luck?!”

Doctor: “it’s not bad luck, you’re overwei..”

Hoggette: “no I’m not! What do you know anyway, fatphobia!!!!1!11”

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[–] HistoryQuest 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Beetus, I giggled.

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[–] GutterTrash 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fats: "Overweight is not ugly!!"

Also fats: "Hun, you are not overweight! You are beautiful!"

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