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[–] g33k3ss 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

'You're Pretty When I'm Drunk' by Bloodhound Gang

"You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut

You're Buddha you're Shamu you're Jabba the fuckin' Hutt

You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy

I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry

It was three a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat

So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot"

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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was buttering rolls, like a soup kitchen Christian...

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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fat girl - steel panther

She gotta look - Stephen lynch

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[–] Asinthe 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Whole lotta rosie Acdc

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[–] PsiloTheWolf 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] 15029267? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] TiggerNits 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Big Bottom by Spinal Tap

(Ironically, of course.)

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[–] Bigtop [S] ago 

Nobody Loves a Fat Girl by Jim Croce

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[–] ScarletNite ago 

Fat Man by Nazareth