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[–] FormerBaltimoreRes 0 points 37 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago
If they are over 200 pounds and do even minor activity it will require rougly 3000 calories to sustain their weight. Assuming they consume 600 calories per day they will have a 16,800 calorie deficit per week which would result in losing 4.8 pounds per week. Within 10 weeks they would lose 48 pounds.
So the conclusion is obvious, this person has a super human ability to survive on low calories and needs to be studied for the advancement of science, because obviously they wouldn’t be lying to us on the Internet
[–] wmeth 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Do you think it's dumb enough to only count servings? Like this is only 200 calories eats 20 servings I only had 200 calories! REEEEEEE
[–] varialus 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Maybe her days are only 5 hours long. Ever think about that?
[–] 3l3m3nT 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Jupiter has the shortest day (roughly 10 hours) and is the largest planet... perhaps this human planet, being larger than Jupiter itself, has an even shorter day?
[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
EffYourStandardMeasurementStandards
[–] conchpearls1 ago
They would be kidnapped by NASA by now to discover how to create a perpetual energy machine if it were true anyway.
[–] Splooge ago
What a wonderful post to start my day with. Thanks goat!